tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

I’m kinda impressed that OP has managed to not understand that pi is in fact larger than 3 and not infinite

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randwiches:

danielbpc:

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

Itadakimasu

I love this man. All yelling aside, I’m impressed that he ate 3 sandwiches in one sitting. Anyone have a lead on one of these panda sandwich cutters?!

Always recroissant

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changemodomega:

From a discussion on the Warforged D&D race:
"My favorite story is the time that I realized what no fatigue or need to sleep really means. It means that warforged can sprint 24/7. Not walk, not forced march, full-on sprint. That can get fucking ridiculous when you have a monk’s boosted movement speed and the Run feat.
In the campaign where I realized that, I put the runner at Marathon to shame. I would sprint ahead of the party’s horses to get shit done, run for supplies, outpace airships, go soaring from tower to tower in Sharn… I even ran across the bottom of the ocean. People don’t really consider untiring, unsleeping beings who need no food, water, or air to be as powerful as they really are.”

During the first part of a big, relatively open world multi-party DnD campaign weekend, every time my current party members did something I disagreed with, or got me into trouble, I would jump out the nearest window and run for 3 days to get away from them, then go and adventure on my own for a while.

changemodomega:

From a discussion on the Warforged D&D race:

"My favorite story is the time that I realized what no fatigue or need to sleep really means. It means that warforged can sprint 24/7. Not walk, not forced march, full-on sprint. That can get fucking ridiculous when you have a monk’s boosted movement speed and the Run feat.

In the campaign where I realized that, I put the runner at Marathon to shame. I would sprint ahead of the party’s horses to get shit done, run for supplies, outpace airships, go soaring from tower to tower in Sharn… I even ran across the bottom of the ocean. People don’t really consider untiring, unsleeping beings who need no food, water, or air to be as powerful as they really are.”

During the first part of a big, relatively open world multi-party DnD campaign weekend, every time my current party members did something I disagreed with, or got me into trouble, I would jump out the nearest window and run for 3 days to get away from them, then go and adventure on my own for a while.

So this weekend I played Dungeons and Dragons.  Continuing after the cut as I may gush a little.

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THEY REVEALED P4U2 STUFF DURING THE *LUNAR ECLISPE*

nenilein:

sensorium139:

nenilein:

SNEAKY BASTARDS-

WHEREEEE? 

IT’S NOT MUCH, JUST A BLURRY SCREENSHOT ON A TWITTER ACCOUNT OWNED BY ATLUS, SAYING "Might a new character be hiding behind this blur…?"

But, yeah, unless this is some kind of really mean prank (which I hope it isn’t), new characters for P4U2 confirmed.

Oh my god it’s Tatsuya

25 Signs You're An Anglophile

mukuroikusaba:

sagelaurent:

eatpraiselove:

ALL TRUE 1-25

25 signs you’re a Twat

25 signs no British person wants to be within 10 fucking feet of you

25 sings you- [vomits] sorry 25 signs- [vomits violently] ugh 25- [vomits entire stomach, internal organs, soul, achieves escape velocity, now forming vomit ring around the Earth]

(via nikittypaprika)

PS Vita: Soul Sacrifice Delta, Freedom Wars, Oreshika Confirmed for N. America

vanillanachos:

GET FUCKING HYPE, VITA MEANS LIFE, YO.

GET THE HYPEST and also hope for a European release please!

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