anonymouscomrade:

…what

Congratulations!

beesmygod:

imagine your otp as tag team wrestlers

Terezi accidentally repeatedly wanging Karkat in the face with a folding chair

nextyearsgirl:

Trying to keep track of which of my mutuals hate each other like

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This ball: can fit a Wailord in it

This ball: can fit a Wailord in it

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consuljuniper:

rocmegamanx:

consuljuniper:

rocmegamanx:

partiallythere:

the-goddamazon:

beautiful-ambition:

feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

VCR? Honey, The Prince Of Egypt is on Netflix. The day Exodus comes out, we should have a Tumblr party and watch it at the same time.

I got that shit on my computer, on DVD, and Netflix. Lehgo.

LMFAO @ “even Santa’s in it” tho.

Woot! Thanks for the link for those who are not gifted by Netflix’s presence.

Moses was peaceful? Didn’t he kill an abusive Egyptian slave master in the Bible?

That did happen once.

There’s a difference between “peaceful” and “pacifist.”

But when I hear the word “peaceful”, I don’t usually associate it with killing anyone…even once.

Well congrats to you.

I wouldn’t exactly call Ben Kingsley “white”, but the rest stands

meepodhui:

garrusdatingsimulator:

soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

giraffesrampages:

bjergerqueen:

baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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What the fuck happens in League of Legends

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

Some people just want to watch the world burn

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

Some people just want to watch the world burn

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OK, I think I get it: it’s his story to tell, but the story itself is about Yuna

dxindustriesinc:

When people say I have hidden potential

"I don’t know what this [thing] is, but it sounds disappointing" is eminently usable in everyday life

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siins:

skullgrin:

deathcomes4u:

simonbitdiddle:

siins:

demianite:

eileme:

siins:

it was all fun and games when em found out that there is a town in latvia called ogre but oh how the tables turned when i pointed out that there is a town called dingle in sweden

Yeah… there’s also a town called “Trosa” which means panties…

my godmother lives in a wilage named Code

There is also a town called Ape

The town of Darwin, Minnesota has the largest ball of twine in the world.

And the city of Darwin, capital of the Northern Territory in Australia, is a boring ass bug fest with pristine beaches full of crocodiles AND sharks.

Brick, New Jersey.

That all I got.

It’s fun reading these but what made the towns in Sweden and Latvia hilarious is that they p much don’t mean anything in the languages but accidentally are a word in english. 

My parents live in a village called Crapstone