THIS IS A REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT LESSON WOW I LOVE THIS MOVIE
Megamind is seriously underrated.
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
IT GETS EVEN BETTER!!!!
a zero word Danganronpa 2 fanfiction
It’s not even fanfiction, it’s pretty much an accurate portrayal of their relationship
mac is ten billion times more objectively likable in ‘the gang dines out’ than in any other episode and i’m fully convinced it’s because he’s kinda turned off his internalized homophobia and projection of hypermasculine behavior for the night (possibly intentionally, so that he can enjoy the most important night of his month as completely as possible w no reservations)
this makes me think that if dennis would do the same thing only re: his behavior towards and treatment of women, he would also be a hell of a lot more likable - maybe he’d still be an asshole thanks to his generalized lack of empathy, but he’d be a way less disgusting asshole, might even have the capability to be a good boyfriend
you start to realize after spending nine seasons with these dirtbags, and these two dirtbags in particular, that so much of why they are the way they are is because of that heteronormative male insecurity that completely dominates their behavior, and perhaps the reason that charlie is widely more liked than either mac or dennis is that, for all his many MANY faults, he doesn’t play into (or overcompensate with) society’s expectations of a straight male nearly as often as they do
if m+d had a tenth of the self-confidence that their rat prince friend has they wouldn’t be a mild danger to society, let alone the total menace that they are
Another reason why Charlie is my favourite - he’s remarkably well-adjusted (given his living situation) compared to the rest of the gang (with the exception of Frank, who is always totally sure what he’s doing is the best course of action) who are completely insecure.
An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919
Wow, imagine if this were news today. I can just see the scaremongering:
STARS IN WRONG PLACE, SCIENTISTS CLAIM - Are The End Times Coming?
this guy is as confused about his outfit as i am
This guy HAS to be a character in Jojo: long, square nose, full lips, incomprehensible outfit, weird halo Stand named after a Prince album